Randy Moss

What is Randy Moss?


1.

1) The bigest baddass to hit the field yet, this fine specimen of a reciever is not afraid to let you know what he's thinking. This great icon for victory dances, baddasstivity, and honesty is one man who is always going to have the last word.

2) -to Moss- p. Mossed, to own someone like a bitch, to disrespect in a baddass type of way, to hand one a towel and say, "wipe it out bitch!"

That guy just got mossed!

Damn!, you gonna take that moss?

2.

Drafted to THe Vikings in 1998 1st Round 21st Pick. Top 5 Recievers in the league. He ran a 4.25 out of college. One of the Fastest dudes in the NFL. 6'4 205 Pounds. He has some of the best hands. He had 1600 yardsi n his Rookie Year. But due to his bad ass attitude, people don't like him as much. And in Madden 2006, he is pretty much amazing. 99 speed 99 jump 97 catch 99 acceleration. He was traded in 2005 to the Oakland raiders for a 1st and 7th round pick and Napolean Harris. THat was a stupid trade.

TOp 5 Recievers

5- Steve Smith

4.Chad Johnson

3. Marvin Harrison

2. Terrell Owens

1. Randy MOss

See to, badass, vikings, raiders, Gozzy

3.

Wide Receiver in the National Football League. The newest acquisition of the 2007-2008 New England Patriots. A tremendous deep threat. He is so good, that when he drops the easiest pass in the world, he can proudly proclaim 'Its not Randy's fault! Its not Randy's fault!' And everyone will, and should believe him.

Man, Randy Moss just dropped that ball. He was wide open.

But dude... its simply not Randy's fault.

But the ball was right there! He coulda-

No. It was NOT Randy's fault.

I guess you're right...

See randy, moss, patriots, receiver, football

4.

the best wide reciever in the nfl who every1 thinks sucks coz he mooned the packers fans wen he scored a touchdown against them, loadsa people dont like him becuase he doesnt play for their team whereas if he did they would idolize him! Also see god, jediand morpheus of the matrix

Me:You see randy moss catch 19 touchdowns yesterday?

Some packers fan:Randy moss sucks donald driver is the best reciever in the NFL

Me: packers suck ass apart from ahman greens beard.......

Packers fan: i got to go i think i hear my mum calling.

See jedi, god

5.

1. One of the best receivers to ever play in the NFL.

2. Very high quality marijuana. It does not actually have to resemble the squishy plant found on trees.

1. Glitter, glisten, gloss, floss

I catch a beat running like Randy Moss -Killer Mike, The Whole World

2. We need to pull a Belichick and get us some of that Randy Moss.

See marijuana, pot, nfl, outkast, moss, chronic

6.

An angry black man that abuses his girlfriend.

Randy Moss will be arrested soon, just another celebrity who thought he was above the law

See nigger, stupid asshole

7.

A wide receiver for the NFL Vikings team who moons you...if you insult him...he also leaves games early, attempts to use sexual gestures, dances like nuts and well...

Wow, did you see Randy Moss mooning after that touchdown!

1.

1) The bigest baddass to hit the field yet, this fine specimen of a reciever is not afraid to let you know what he's thinking. This great icon for victory dances, baddasstivity, and honesty is one man who is always going to have the last word.

2) -to Moss- p. Mossed, to own someone like a bitch, to disrespect in a baddass type of way, to hand one a towel and say, "wipe it out bitch!"

That guy just got mossed!

Damn!, you gonna take that moss?

2.

Drafted to THe Vikings in 1998 1st Round 21st Pick. Top 5 Recievers in the league. He ran a 4.25 out of college. One of the Fastest dudes in the NFL. 6'4 205 Pounds. He has some of the best hands. He had 1600 yardsi n his Rookie Year. But due to his bad ass attitude, people don't like him as much. And in Madden 2006, he is pretty much amazing. 99 speed 99 jump 97 catch 99 acceleration. He was traded in 2005 to the Oakland raiders for a 1st and 7th round pick and Napolean Harris. THat was a stupid trade.

TOp 5 Recievers

5- Steve Smith

4.Chad Johnson

3. Marvin Harrison

2. Terrell Owens

1. Randy MOss

See to, badass, vikings, raiders, Gozzy

3.

Wide Receiver in the National Football League. The newest acquisition of the 2007-2008 New England Patriots. A tremendous deep threat. He is so good, that when he drops the easiest pass in the world, he can proudly proclaim 'Its not Randy's fault! Its not Randy's fault!' And everyone will, and should believe him.

Man, Randy Moss just dropped that ball. He was wide open.

But dude... its simply not Randy's fault.

But the ball was right there! He coulda-

No. It was NOT Randy's fault.

I guess you're right...

See randy, moss, patriots, receiver, football

4.

the best wide reciever in the nfl who every1 thinks sucks coz he mooned the packers fans wen he scored a touchdown against them, loadsa people dont like him becuase he doesnt play for their team whereas if he did they would idolize him! Also see god, jediand morpheus of the matrix

Me:You see randy moss catch 19 touchdowns yesterday?

Some packers fan:Randy moss sucks donald driver is the best reciever in the NFL

Me: packers suck ass apart from ahman greens beard.......

Packers fan: i got to go i think i hear my mum calling.

See jedi, god

5.

1. One of the best receivers to ever play in the NFL.

2. Very high quality marijuana. It does not actually have to resemble the squishy plant found on trees.

1. Glitter, glisten, gloss, floss

I catch a beat running like Randy Moss -Killer Mike, The Whole World

2. We need to pull a Belichick and get us some of that Randy Moss.

See marijuana, pot, nfl, outkast, moss, chronic

6.

An angry black man that abuses his girlfriend.

Randy Moss will be arrested soon, just another celebrity who thought he was above the law

See nigger, stupid asshole

7.

A wide receiver for the NFL Vikings team who moons you...if you insult him...he also leaves games early, attempts to use sexual gestures, dances like nuts and well...

Wow, did you see Randy Moss mooning after that touchdown!


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