Raping The Cat

What is Raping The Cat?


1.

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"

"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

See jerking off, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken

1.

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"

"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

See jerking off, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken


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