Raptor-jesus

What is Raptor-jesus?


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The son of Raptor-God. Born from the virgin Raptor-Mary. He got nailed to a wooden stake, he then ate the stake escaping an untimely death. He led the Raptor-Revaluation, Pwnd Hitler, Invented Nuclear physics, destroyed the dinosaurs for they would not follow his ways, AND took on: Freddie Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason, Alien, and Pretor... He won.

"Raptor-Jesus went extinct for our sins!"

"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"

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The son of Raptor-God. Born from the virgin Raptor-Mary. He got nailed to a wooden stake, he then ate the stake escaping an untimely death. He led the Raptor-Revaluation, Pwnd Hitler, Invented Nuclear physics, destroyed the dinosaurs for they would not follow his ways, AND took on: Freddie Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason, Alien, and Pretor... He won.

"Raptor-Jesus went extinct for our sins!"

"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"

See awesome, raptor, jesus, raptor jesus, raptor-jesus, dinosaur, josh ramsay, god


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