Rasputin's Surprise

What is Rasputin's Surprise?


1.

When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. That's the surprise.

-What happened to Mary?

-Ah, her boyfriend gave her a Rasputin's Surprise.

See rasputin, surprise

1.

When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. That's the surprise.

-What happened to Mary?

-Ah, her boyfriend gave her a Rasputin's Surprise.

See rasputin, surprise


78

Random Words:

1. Zealotism represents a state of mind in which one is so embedded into their religious beliefs that they can no longer see the difference..
1. A useful online answering machine that records people's messages when your are online with a dial up connection. My callwave picke..
1. verb. to get drunk, get crunk, get fuuuckedddd upp! kaley: how was your weekend? juan: amazing i got so zauunched! See crunk, drunk, ..