What is Rasputin's Surprise?
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When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. That's the surprise.
-What happened to Mary?
-Ah, her boyfriend gave her a Rasputin's Surprise.
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1.
When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. That's the surprise.
-What happened to Mary?
-Ah, her boyfriend gave her a Rasputin's Surprise.
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