Rat Mattress

What is Rat Mattress?

A feminine hygeine pad. Bloody, or not. (Hey, rats sleep gotta sleep comfortably too.)

Let's shame this drunken man and stick a rat mattress to his forhead since he passed out!

Fleck

1. 1.) A small particle or pice of matter. 2.) Surname of a great family. 1.) Ive got a fleck of sawdust in my eye! 2.) The Flecks are w..

Seekford

1. A metrosexual who is unwilling to admit that he is gay. One who would rather tone his body than date a woman. A person who posts gay pic..

Getting Fives

1. a widespread custom at certain boarding schools in which sexually frustrated teenagers awaken at five AM, usually on Sundays (only hardc..

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