Rat Mattress

What is Rat Mattress?

A feminine hygeine pad. Bloody, or not. (Hey, rats sleep gotta sleep comfortably too.)

Let's shame this drunken man and stick a rat mattress to his forhead since he passed out!

Yahtzee Sauce

1. A guy's cum after he masterbates. Yup. Oh shit. I got yahtzee sauce on my bed sheets. See masterbate, cum, jizz, cream..

Grumphry

1. A shorted temper due to low levels of blood sugar and your moronic friends indecisiveness on a place to eat. So hungry your grumpy. Do..

Fast And The Gay

1. The guys who drive 1993 Honda Accords with HUGE wings ans spoilers and mods to a shitty, rusty car, and act like they are in a street ra..

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