Rat Mattress

What is Rat Mattress?

A feminine hygeine pad. Bloody, or not. (Hey, rats sleep gotta sleep comfortably too.)

Let's shame this drunken man and stick a rat mattress to his forhead since he passed out!

Red Fux Nation

1. The blind imbeciles who root for the Red Sox even though many have never been to Boston. Part of the brainwashing marketing campaign of ..

You Can Pound My Tom Tom

1. invitation to go to ones home for an evening of rough sex. I was at the club and this girl comes up to me and says you can pound my tom..

Hump A Car

1. Lame-ass comeback used by white Cody. Bob- "Dude, you're such a glametard!" Cody- "GO HUMP A CAR! GAY!" See ..

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