Rat Stance

What is Rat Stance?

Standing position adopted while wanking (jerking off) in the shower. From the May 2005 edition of Viz comic.

"So there I was in the rat stance, I'd got to the jester's shoes and she walked in on the vinegar stroke. Nothing could stop me by then"

See the claw, spongle, spadge

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