What is Rat Trying To Get Out?
1.
When you gotta
To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out
To be
To paint your undies with a brown
I was sitting on the train when this guy moaned, "rat trying to get out!"
"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the
filth in the air!"
"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The
Seismic Fart of the Century!"
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