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The food one would consider eating while under the influence of alcohol.
I'm going to get some inebriated fodder from the store...
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Tarring and feathering was a physical punishment, used to enforce formal justice in feudal Europe and informal justice in Europe.
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Being 15 minutes late to everything.
Hey Dick head,you are late! Are you running JST or sumthing..