What is Ratman?
1.
A hermit that lives in a block of flats in Stoke. (also has a ginger beard and has lost the plot, see above)
Are you coming out tonight Ratman?
No, I'm just gonna sit here and watch my foot fetish porno...
2.
A person who has "lost the plot" due to excessive amounts of drug abuse, often has a ginger beard despite having very dark brown hair.
I see you haven't had a shave today ratman!
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3.
Something, most likely a conversation or an interest in something, that is killed instantly with a single stupid or insanly dull comment. Instead of saying "The conversation has been killed dead", you would say "The conversation has been Ratman'd".
Group of friends - Hey, how does everyone fancy going to the Youth Club?
Ratman (In incredibly whiney and 'desperate for attention' tone) - I once went to a youth club...
(Dead Silence in the confusion of what has just transpired)
The conversation has just been Ratman'd
4.
1. supervillain, ratman appears only in darkness, his deeds of evil include starting portugese soccer riots, pouring beer in David Beckhams gold plated underpants, and knitting oversized jumpers for his mum.
Watchout David Beckham!!! Watchout for your arse, ratman is among us!!! There is evil among us master!!! Evil I say!!!
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5.
MSN fiend. Can't type for fuck...
xxxxxx: Well Ratman, how are you today?
Ratman: lol
xxxxxx: What's happening?
Ratman: lol
6.
A man who resembles a Rat, having perculiar large ears with a long tail. Normally light skinned in color with distinctive features such as glasses (to help reflect the satelite signals bouncing off it's huge earlobes).
Hey, theres a Ratman! Call the exterminator quick before it gets away!
7.
Danny from Mcfly, superhero by night.
Ratman to the Rescue
