What is Rattlesnake?
1.
a person who has done you over, ripped you off or in someway been a real slack bastard to you
Johnny, you fuckin' rattlesnake
You're a rattlesnake, and your full of shit, i fuckin' hate you, 'cause you're a rattlesnake!!
2.
A sexual act when anal sex is involved with two partners, can be heterosexual or two males. When the penis is in the anus, the partner that is "catching" farts. Which in return causes a rattle or vibration that tickles the penis that is in the anus.
Mark and his gay partner, Todd are engaging in anal sex. Todd is penetrating Mark's anus, when Mark suddenly farts. This fart is a nice sensation for Todd as the vibration causes a rattle like a Rattlesnake makes.
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3.
Carpenter's/Framer's slang for a board with a nail pounded through it so that the point is exposed.
Got a BandAid? I stepped on a rattlesnake.
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4.
When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand over the pants, sometimes resulting in ejaculation (spooging)
Hey Patrick, did you get laid last night?
No, but that little slut rattlesnaked me til I soiled my shorts!
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5.
An aggressive manoeuver used to ward off potential threats against oneself.
When one correctly performs a rattlesnake, they will have succeeded in poking the assailant's eyes (please refer to The Three Stooges for more information) and also biting them in the scrotum (if they happen to be male).
There is room for variation and interpretation, but preferably, one will not actually have to go through with the threat; the assailant will be confused with your random combination of threats, or scared for their lives.
Fred: "Hey, Tom! Give me my hat back before I rattlesnake you!"
Tom: "What's a rattlesnake...?"
Fred: "It's where I poke you in the eyes and bite your scrotum!"
Tom: "Woah! Weird! Take your hat back and never talk to me again!"
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6.
to leave a coiler on someones pillow before they go to sleep. Hide in there closet and make a rattle snake sound (when the person is in the room or has seen the coiler on there pillow)
"i left a rattlesnake on my brothers pillow"
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A girl that seems sweet and nice, but will put out.
Boy 1: Jane is really hot, but I don't think she'll do anything.
Boy 2: Are you kidding? She's a total rattlesnake.
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