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a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right tempermen..
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The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.
After my daughter was born..
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1.Prolonged thought while on the toilet.
2.Attempting to open ones third eye and sphincter at the same time.
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