What is Rave Ready?
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Rave-ready is a term referring to the mind state of being "down to do anything at any time without question", as long as it's socially called for within a group setting. Originally referring to excessive drug usage and partying, the creators of the word soon realized it was more than that... it's an entire lifestyle.
You're either Rave-ready or you're not.
There is no grey area or in-between.
If someone asks you if you're Rave-ready, you say, "Yes... I AM."
If the situation becomes foul and disgusting to the point of not being cool anymore, you can claim "I'm not Rave-ready enough", and in this case you are exempted because that situation has become "Rave-expired". It is no longer within the bondaries of being Rave-ready.
Both living creatures and inanimate objects can be Rave-ready. It takes a lot for a non-living item to be Rave-ready though. It has to be TRULY Rave-ready to be Rave-ready.
The group consensus determines if someone or something is Rave-ready or not. Raveready.com will be the future site for all your Rave-ready needs.
1. "Let's take some Xanax and then go home and buy a Quarter Ounce of Cocaine and do it all to the face while we stay up another night and go in to work on Monday looking haggard. That's totally fucking Rave ready"
2. "That guy running around in his underwear at the party was NOT Rave-ready. That guy was definitely Rave-expired."
3. "Is eating this 36-hour old California Burrito fucking rave-ready guys?" "Hell no, that's not only rave-expired, that's FOOD-expired."
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