Ravenhawk

What is Ravenhawk?


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A humanoid bull who wields untold power through his Zen martial arts and shoots lightning out of his eyes. When he stops on the ground it starts a war, and his mad enhancing skills are imba off the hizzook.

In 10,000 years, it is predicted a comet the size of our solar system will Ravenhawk planet earth and destroy it so utterly, that all of our ancestors' history will be erased.

Last night, this kid tried to stare me down, so I had to Ravenhawk him with a left hook to the jaw.

If you say the word, "Hamlet", straight to my face again, I will have no choice but to Ravenhawk your larynx with a steel cudgel.

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