Ray Charles

What is Ray Charles?


1.

Famous African-American Jazz/Blues/Country/Gospel/etc. muscician circa 1950s-2004. Did such famous and great pieces as "Hit The Road, Jack", and "Unchain My Heart." He played the piano and the amazing thing was that he was blind. He is one of the greatest artists in history, along with Johnny Cash, who have more collective talent than all the crappy punk rock bands in the world.

RIP Ray and Johnny

"Unchain my heart,

Baby set me free,

Unchain my heart,

Cause' you don't care about me..."

-Ray Charles

2.

God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Therefore, Ray Charles is God.

I hope that Ray Charles does not smite me with his terrible omnipotence.

3.

One of the most brilliant musicians of all time.

The movie Ray should be made into a first-person shooter.

4.

A super bright flashlight, usually a sure-fire. When you shine it at someone in the dark or light, the person closes their eyes and shakes their head side to side like Ray Charles did when he played piano.

person 1: AHHH...

person 2: what dude?

person 1: That asshole just Ray Charles'd the shit out of me.

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5.

Godis love, love is blind, Ray Charles is blind, therefore Ray Charles is God

Person 1: Ray Charles was great!

Person 2: No shit, hes God.

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6.

Coffee with Gin in it. Named so because Ray Charles is alleged to have drank it all day, every day. A Ray Charles can also be made with Vodka instead of Gin, so it tastes better.

Hey, I'll take a Ray Charles, with cream and Sweet N Low.

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7.

When you cumin a persons eyes they flail their arms around in pain, like they are playing a piano (They are also blinded in the process).

Dude, my wife was sucking me off last night and I totally Ray Charles'd her! I laughed my ass off!

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