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To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.
Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
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An exciting Form of masturbation, in which you must start off, and just before you cum, start sprinting. The idea is to see how far you ..
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The name of the person who ethers you and has amazing sex with your ass while you are passed out. Then you wake up the next day with no..