Razor Toes

What is Razor Toes?


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Someone who has long, sharp toenails that constantly seems to stab you with them in bed. Makes for a long night and a short relationship.

Molly kept trying to spoon me. However, I wanted no part of it because she kept stabbing me with her razor toes.

See toes, bed, spoon, feet, snuggle


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