Random Words:
1.
After building a fire made from the finest seasoned hickory, make a girl squat over it and piss, then make her stand in the resulting sm..
1.
To be told there is a kickass party but then find out that the party is being hosted by a fat Mexican girl whose parents wanted to make ..
1.
When you take your cock and jerk it so hard that you cum on the first jerk. When the cum hits the girls face, you scream "Ha Ba Da ..