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A person or thing that, like a vampire, sucks an inordinate amount of time from your schedule.
"Remember that software bug I found..
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A girl or guy who's real hot and worthy of thinking of while jacking off later.
While in the mall, you spy a hottie and say to you..
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the simultanious observation of an accident and the angry response to it.
Like when you are pouring fresh milked and wood stove pasturi..