Read My Lips!

What is Read My Lips!?


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In a lady's labialanguage, this is a broad hint or kryptonicmessage, conveyed by smilersemaphore, bushtelegraph and vulvavision.

From A Passage to India by E.M. Forster

"Must my love remain for ever unrequited?" Edmundenquired plaintively, having completed his recital of "Pale Hands I Loved" and accepting the proferred tiffin from an attentive punkah wallah.

Hoisting her skirts, Hermionedeftly removed a pair of crisp, white, linen drawersand pointed to a broad, bearded bocca, whose centre parting now expanded inch - by - inchin front of Edmund's startled eyes.

"READ MY LIPS!" she mouthed silently.

"O, beloved one! I fear that I am untutored in the language of country matters," the flustered suitor apologised. "I should be much obliged if you would interpretfor me."

"Wise old sherpa, him say Did Nasser go to Vassar?" came her softly-whispered reply.

Seeing that a look of bafflementstill crease dEdmund's countenance, she seized the initiative and, advancing upon him, placed his hands on her amplequantities as she lowered herself into a comfortable saddleposition.

His rampantrooster, by no means rusty, rose to the occasion.

The answer to his original question was by now unmistakably apparent. Actions speak louder than words, he reflected, as the loins of his loved one rose and fell in a leisurely yet urgent rhythm, to meet the upward thrust of his own manly endowment.

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