Read The Bible

What is Read The Bible?


1.

A term used to disguise the act of smoking pot.

"Hey Jimmy, wanna come over and read the bible?"

"Ok, sounds good, i'll bring my lighter"

See read, bible, smoke, weed, pot

2.

A synonym for masturbate.

screennameone: why aren't you responding?

screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.

screennameone: that's sick man

See jerk off, jack off, masturbate, beat off


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