Read The Paper

What is Read The Paper?

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.

'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'

'Went to read the paper...'

'Did he read it thoroughly?'

'Front to back mate'

See chunder, vomit, puke, hurl, paper

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