Read The Paper

What is Read The Paper?

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.

'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'

'Went to read the paper...'

'Did he read it thoroughly?'

'Front to back mate'

See chunder, vomit, puke, hurl, paper

Getup

1. 1. One's apparel or outfit; clothing 2. One's style of dress "Dude, what's with the getup?" "The poly-c..

Like A Big Dog

1. Explains the sheer awesomeness of everyday occurances. You play the piano like a big dog! Your car is shiny like a big dog! See aweso..

Symmetrical

1. Unattractive, funny looking or strange in behavior. "That guy is so symmetrical." "You are so symmetrical." See u..

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