Read The Paper

What is Read The Paper?

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.

'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'

'Went to read the paper...'

'Did he read it thoroughly?'

'Front to back mate'

See chunder, vomit, puke, hurl, paper

Holy Piss

1. what comes from drinking holy water... also an interjection. holy piss!!! i just took a holy piss after drinking the holy water. See ..

Pilot Goggles

1. When a girl is going down on her man & licks the area underneath his balls, his balls end up covering her eyes, and from his point o..

Banana Rag

1. period sex. im sure the connections are pretty easy to figure out. she enjoys a bit of banana rag every now and again... See banana, ..

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