Read The Paper

What is Read The Paper?

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.

'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'

'Went to read the paper...'

'Did he read it thoroughly?'

'Front to back mate'

See chunder, vomit, puke, hurl, paper

Crammed

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Kick The Cat

1. To release your frustration and powerlessness by snapping at an innocent person or creature who just happens to be handy. Usually follow..

W2g

1. Way To Go. Sometimes used in sarcasm. "I just tripped over my dog" "w2g" See im, lingo, aol, lol, Cougar 2. Wa..

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