Read The Paper

What is Read The Paper?

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.

'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'

'Went to read the paper...'

'Did he read it thoroughly?'

'Front to back mate'

See chunder, vomit, puke, hurl, paper

Malaysian Nigger

1. A douchebag of Malaysian ancestry. It's a more severe insult than douchebag or nigger by effectively combining nigger and a Malaysi..

Money Frets

1. Any fret higher than the twelfth fret on a guitar. Man that's a bitchin'solo, he's totally hitting the money frets. See..

Loship

1. Laughing Oh So Hard I Pooped/Peed "Yo man, Brent thinks he's straight!" "LOSHIP!" See jr, pusty, lolz..

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