What is Reading A Magazine?
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The act of defecating, taking a crap, taking a dump, pooing, etc at the office. The term was made famous by the show "How I Met Your Mother" in an episode in which Marshall takes a magazine to the bathroom at work and fears the judgment of his coworkers.
**In an email**
Dude! I am totally reading a magazine during my lunch break. I've read like three magazines in the last day! I shouldn't have had that coffee and bran muffin this morning.
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When you're just after going on the toilet and you realise there's no toilet roll - that's a crowslayer.
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