Reading A Magazine

What is Reading A Magazine?


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The act of defecating, taking a crap, taking a dump, pooing, etc at the office. The term was made famous by the show "How I Met Your Mother" in an episode in which Marshall takes a magazine to the bathroom at work and fears the judgment of his coworkers.

**In an email**

Dude! I am totally reading a magazine during my lunch break. I've read like three magazines in the last day! I shouldn't have had that coffee and bran muffin this morning.

See pooing, office, work, crap, dump, magazine, toilet


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