Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

What is Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story?

1.

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

2.

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.

Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

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