Reading My Email

What is Reading My Email?


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One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.

Mom: What're you doing?

Juan: Reading my email.

Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?

Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.


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