Reading My Email

What is Reading My Email?


1.

One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.

Mom: What're you doing?

Juan: Reading my email.

Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?

Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.


17

Random Words:

1. Southern English slang (one of the many) for passing gas. Similar in use to trousertrumpet. Ooops! I just had a trousercough, open a wi..
1. An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within fi..
1. One who smells farts and rates them. I met one such chap on a european holiday, Neil From NZ. Strange guy, anyone who farted he felt lik..