Reading My Email

What is Reading My Email?


1.

One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.

Mom: What're you doing?

Juan: Reading my email.

Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?

Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.


17

Random Words:

1. bad, originating from the fictional language Newspeak in George Orwell's novel "Nineteen Eighty-Four". Newspeak is closel..
1. The sweetest thing a guy can do without bein an ass. May I kiss you instead of grabbing your ass? 2. the meeting of two pairs of lips..
1. Words used to describe how Indians from Asia speak or Indians in general. Me: Oh no look here's another BARA! BARA! salesman comin..