What is Reading My Email?
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One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.
Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.
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screwed; unemployment line resident
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When a man masterbates to ejactulate into someone's sandwich or burger in place of mayo.
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