What is Reading Off The Pubes?
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When a girl is "Reading Off The Pubes", she is sucking on your dick, while simultaneously texting on one of those QWERTY keyboard cell phones. This gives the initial impression that the girl is Reading your pubes like a book.
Although there is some speculation because from the man's point of view, it simply looks like she is, in fact, texting. But the term merely mocks what the girl doing, because texting on a cell phone while giving a blow job is just plain slutty.
Man: Oh god, my girlfriend was sucking my dick, and I look down, and she's reading off the pubes! fucking bitch
Jessica: watchu up 2 tonite?
Veronica: Aw same old shit, just reading off the pubes right now though
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Random Words:
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To test if a girl can deep throat your dick without choking or gaging.
That cunt passed the choke test!..
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Overly intoxicated or under the influence of a illegal drug. High in other words.
"Your boy all ziggadeeboo from that oil son!!&q..
