What is Reading The Newspaper?
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Reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, wanking off, pocket pool, pleasure yourself, or just plain old masturbation.
Caitlyn: I don't read the newspaper not three, not four, but fifty-six times daily!
ass="uref">snakebitesTaylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!
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A lanky 20-something, who works as a Strip Club DJ, and moves like Gumby's Dad. They may dress like a
Look at that dude auditioning for So You Think You Can Dance? He's a straight up Radish Fuzzhound.
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Sneaking a thumb into a womens private area. Traditionally done to strippers and cheerleaders, but can also be used against any woman we..
