What is Reading The Newspaper?
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Reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, wanking off, pocket pool, pleasure yourself, or just plain old masturbation.
Caitlyn: I don't read the newspaper not three, not four, but fifty-six times daily!
ass="uref">snakebitesTaylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!
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A lanky 20-something, who works as a Strip Club DJ, and moves like Gumby's Dad. They may dress like a
Look at that dude auditioning for So You Think You Can Dance? He's a straight up Radish Fuzzhound.
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Slang term for a follower of the Jewish faith.
Will Henderson is definitely a red sea pedestrian. Watch him light the menourah.
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adj. An old bitch.
Your grandma is an old bitch.... a powder cunt you could say.
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A bloke that is only 19 but looks like a right 80's reject (hence duran duran - the 1980's boyband that he stole his hair from..