What is Reading The Wallet?
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Taking a dump in the bathroom at work. Usually you have nothing to do while taking that dump. So you pull out your wallet and start to read it to pass the time.
Shelia: Where's Jason
Christian: He is reading the wallet!
Hey Dan that Cuban food went right through me. I have to go read the Wallet.
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When one passes out from excessive drinking and sleeps in his/her clothes.
John woke up hung-over, with vomit all over his Irish Pajama..