What is Ready To Blow?
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(adj.) Ready to explode.
(adj.) A woman with her mouth open, preferably on her knees.
The bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so i could watch TV. I was pissed, ready to blow pissed. It was at this time I noticed her mouth was open and ready to blow, so I pacified her with an erect cock. Shut her yapping for a while.
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