Real American

What is Real American?


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Someone that is over wieght, drinks cheap beer, watches football, has a dirty, old, American flag hanging outside thier house/trailer, doesn't give a shit about the less fortunate, owns more than five guns, complains about stupid, little things, and shoots black people on the weekends.

Git out, you niggers an' spics! This is ma country, I'ma real American! YEEEEHAAAWWW!! *shoots shotgun at the sky*

See usa, u.s.a., american, arrogant, fat


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