What is Real Date?
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The opposite of an online date where the man turns out to be 3 inches shorter, has half as much hair and lives with his mom. And the girl is 20 pounds heavier and is neither "fun" or "easy going."
Hey, so which site is your date tonight from? None, it's a real date.
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The art of having breakup-sex followed by laying down a turd upon the chest of your now-ex.
'The best part of breaking up is defin..
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1. A U.S. Senator from Indiana
2. A globule of male ejaculate.
"I didn't want to get Cindy pregnant, so I left a dick lugar ..
