Real Football

What is Real Football?


1.

The opposite to fake football. See footballor soccer.

Americans don't like real football, so they call it soccer (term coined in 1812)

See Gumba Gumba

2.

What a Derry wan calls Gaelic Football. Their definition of it is 15 men built like tanks who delibrately set out to injure Tyrone's best players!

Tyrone wans don't play Real Football.


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