What is Real Life Shit?
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RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.
John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."
Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."
John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."
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An unrealistic expectation. A fantasy.
The idea that a beautiful woman like her would ever go for a guy like you is an opium dream.
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any unidentified muck, filth, or food residue.
Man 1: What's that on your shirt?
Man 2: Where? What?
Man 1: On your lappel, some..