Real Life Shit

What is Real Life Shit?


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RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.

John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."

Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."

John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."

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