What is Real Life Shit?
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RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.
John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."
Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."
John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."
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The consumption of cats or kittens. One who ingages in such activity may be known as an ailurophage.
Some cultures consider ailurophagy..
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To masturbate, or go bashing the bish.
"I'm horny, and shining the cannon ain't good enough."..
