Real Man

What is Real Man?


1.

A true man can best be described as rugged and that does not have any fears. A man has a good deal amount of knowledge about tools, cars, the outodoors, knows how to act around women by being a gentlemen, but is not always serious and can have fun with them. Men financially provide for others and themselves and are overall responsible. Men are clean, well groomed, and can have a very short beard to portray that image of ruggedness. True men do not think about themselves. They do not always think about sex. They stand up for what they believe, take responsibility for their actions, help others, they are self confident, physically stong and in shape, have a sense of humor, generous, honest, and are considerate. They provide a sense of security. Men are brave and do not need to show off for their friends nor do their sway their opinions because of their friends. Now even if you are biologically a man, this does not mean you fit my definition of all the components of what a real man is.

A "Real Man" would be like the Brawny paper towel mascot. He has that image of outdoors, strength, confidence, and ruggedness, but what about his character?

See man, brawny, guy, tough guy

2.

1) an insult women use

2) women want a "real" man. someone who will treat her right and meet her needs. such as sex, love, romance.

3) A man who will stick up for a woman; Protect her.

4) A man who's a "man"

5) A man who's confident

1) I need a "real" man to satisfy me in bed

2) "I need a real man to hold me"

"I need a real man to fuck me long and hard and not get tired."

3) If another guy were to hit a woman's ass, then her man should say something rather than let her handle it

4)..

5)..

See man, men, perfect

3.

Term used by greedy women looking for a sugar daddy.

A guy that spends a lot of money on a money grubbing gold digging woman. A guy that takes a dinner whore to expensive fine dining restaurants. A man that buys drinks for a woman and all her friends. A real man is one that dumps any chick that uses the term "real man" or "gentleman".

"I want a REAL MAN who knows how to treat his woman right"

See gentleman, gold digger, dinner whore, gentlemen, pussywhipped

4.

1) A man who will comprimise his values and self respect to please women.

2) An insult used by women to shame a man into behaving how she wants him to.

1) Whenever a woman says, "I am a real woman looking for a real man." what she is really saying is, "I am loud mouthed, verbally abusive, manipulative user, and I want some wimp who never says no to me."

2) Girlfriend says, "If you were a real man you would be happy to pay all of my bills, listen to me complain, wash my car, and never disagree with me. Oh, and you would never pester me for sex".

See pussy whipped, mangina, wimp, nice guy, husband

5.

A word used by an idiotic male or an oblivious female.

Normally it means to be: Appealing to the qualities of a stereotypic joke, ignoring emotion, ignoring their female counterpart as a human and more as a sex toy.

In all actuality, a "real man" doesn't have to describe themselves and call themselves a real man. They prove it by being a good natured person.

Now this doesn't mean to be a "real man" you have to be perfect just don't be a dick or a prick or any ick words, and don't pertain to stereotypic cliched males.

A.K.A. The main Cobra Kai bully in Karate Kid.

Ricky: Hey man look at this pink shirt I have, shows off my muscles I'm gonna get the chicks tonight!

Ryan: Dude aren't you married?

Ricky: So?

Ryan: Well how about just do those things with your wife?

Ricky: I'ma real man!

Ryan: You're a real dick, I bet if you killed yourself, a girl in the world would say yes before feeling a bit of sadness or none at all.

See good, stupid, idiotic, dumb

6.

The insult women use when they want to bring down a guy enough to get him to do whatever she wants.

Aside from that fact that there is no definitive image of a "real man" (and no, women's delusions do not count), there's also the fact that nobody ever ask if SHE was a "real woman".

Woman: What? That guy stepped on my toes and you won't defend my honor? What kind of a man are you? I thought I married a REAL man?

Man: Oh yeah? And what kind of a fucking woman are you? You never seem to ever care whenever you ask me to fight some guy TWICE MY FUCKING SIZE over something as shitty as stepping on your toes. I thought I married a REAL woman?

7.

a guy that gets injured while playing basketball with orphans or something.

Guy: Dude I jammed my pinky finger while playing basketball with orphans. Then I beat Sonic and punched some goth kid in the face and ate some steak.

Girl: Wow, you're a real man!

See real men, basketball, orphans, man, men, pirates, fairies


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