What is Real Men?
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"Real Men" is a phrase which literally means "Douche Bags Like Me" (or singular - "A Douche Bag Like Me") and is generally used by men who do not realize they are douche bags.
Real Men don't drink that imported microbrew shit. -> Douche Bags Like Me don't drink that imported microbrew shit.
A Real Man would never drive a Lexus -> A Douche Bag Like Me would never drive a Lexus.
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real man: "a man who can't touch his toes for Nuts."
Kim:"omg, look at the crackers on that guy, betcha he can't touch his toes"
3.
1. guys with chest hair
2. guys who thig they are tough
3. guys with big feet
4. women with big feet
5 women with mustaches
real men take it up the azz
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