Real Person

What is Real Person?


1.

Somebody who is particularly impressive, or appears to be exceptionally good at life.

* If you were to meet someone who was obviously NOT a real person you would know because they would constantly be failing at life, or bringing other people down.

REAL PERSON

random: I wish I was more like insert name, she's so beautiful and always helping other people.. she's a real person.

* NOT a REAL PERSON

random: insert name is such a douchebag, have you noticed how he's always screwing up, he's not even a real person.

i.e. matt miller.

Scenario:

Girl walks into a bar, trips and spills her drink.

REAL PERSON

are you okay?! i'd like to buy you another drink. (helps girl up)

NOT a REAL PERSON

oh yeah, i'd tap that.

bend over again honey.

See person, real, beautiful, people, life


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