Real Shit Edit Meaning

1. In broken English, a way of asking how much time until a certain event. Herro, I berieve I have a reservation- what? No check-in now?!..

1. 0mg t3h t3xt1cl3 0n t3h s1d3 t3w t3h l3f7 0v t3h r1gh7 nu7? 0mg d00d j00v3 b34n pwnt3d.....l1ckz0r my l3f7 nu7? See 3..

1. short for "unfortunate", plain and simple dudess: i had another pain in my belly i think its another cyst dude: omfg thats u..