What is Realitician?
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An individual (usually working in a call center) who understands people only know what they are told. Consequently reality is controlled.
The realitician knows that despite the fact he failed to enter the customer's PO yesterday he can put it up today and blame the order entry system (or shipping, or the fax machine...).
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Similar to the Donkey Punchor Donkey Hadoken, but you place a piece of randomly selected fruit on a table in front of the receiver. Proc..