What is Realitician?
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An individual (usually working in a call center) who understands people only know what they are told. Consequently reality is controlled.
The realitician knows that despite the fact he failed to enter the customer's PO yesterday he can put it up today and blame the order entry system (or shipping, or the fax machine...).
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A carbonated drink known as Dr. Pepper.
"Dude, this tastes like carbonated vaginal secretion."
"I know, isn't Dr. ..
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Someone who fucks their own ass.
"Ted, what are you doing?!"
"Fucking myself in the ass."
"Goddamn autosodom..
