What is Reality?
1.
A delusionary mental status caused by a pronounced deficiency of alcohol in the bloodstream
I need a beer because all this reality is too much to handle.
2.
(1)working 50 hours a week until the day you die, in order to maintain a "decent" life,
(2)having no excitement in your life unless you choose to slack off and not work,
(3)leaving this planet the same way you entered, naked and cold.
(4)busting your ass to afford your bills while some cocksucker with rich parents gets everything handed to him for free.
reality is my anti-drug.
3.
something that exists independently of ideas concerning it
No matter how many times you say the wall isn't real, you still can't walk through it
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4.
A fucked up dream.
Dreamin' is the only way people escape reality
5.
Reality has become a commodity.
When money dictates the content of Wikipedia entries, reality may be defined by the highest bidder.
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6.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
"Hmmm? You know I had a speech, you know, my... my integrated-projected-global-tele-network system bloody system-system. But you know, if that's what the worlds coming to I don't want to be in it. No I don't want that. I don't want to be in some sort of cyber-space-hypervirtual bloody reality. I don't want that- exchanging e-mails with some old age bloody hippies with more information at their fingertips than is safe to know about. I don't want that! What kind of reality is that, huh, you know, with a thirteen-amp plug on the end of it? Huh? Huh?... That can be un-plugged like that? Come-on I'm going." Edina Monsoon, Absolutely Fabulous
7.
What i've spent the vast majority of my life avoiding.
Reality is like motion... All at the perspective of the viewer
