Reality Poisoning

What is Reality Poisoning?


1.

An overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, Myspace bulletin posting, and sex with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. If not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. Symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.

The Catholic Church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the United States fnord.

Source: The Lanan times.

See alcohol, reality, sobriety, fun


58

Random Words:

1. When trying to get rid of an unwanted problem in life ie bad habbit, (ex)-girfriend, you cannot get it to leave your life despite trying..
1. Kids that leave a bad taste in your mouth because they are pests. Here comes the Smith's with their anchovies. See pest, kids, dr..
1. Short for Trailer Trash, but that is never said; for it may offend. Describes; unclassy, cheesy, bizarre, redneck and funny people and t..