Reality Slap Edit Meaning

1. One who sucks on dick. My girlfriend wouldn't give me head, so I told her that I was dumping her for a bonafide bone puffer! See ..

1. boring; dull Lots of folks like Tolkien's novels, but I think they're pretty yawntastic...

1. Presumably borrowed from botantical terminology, this term is being used to highlight bright spots in a failing economy... analogous to ..