Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Ring Rivets

1. A bad case of piles. "Ooh Cecil, me ring rivets are causing me grief, I can't sit down!" See piles, haemorrhoids, grape..

Flagpole Sitter

1. When a man or woman intentionally or unintentially sits on top of a penis. Also, when a Davo sits on top of a Pumster. Wow, he's g..

Baby Gravey

1. male seamen are you ready love here comes the baby gravey!..

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