Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Soft Soap

1. To appeal to, to suck up; to take measures in order to get on a person's good side. An ass kisser towards a particular person He&a..

Mexican Microwave

1. A mexican microwave is leaving the rest of your lunch burrito(or other preferrably hot lunch item) on the dashboard of a vehicle in warm..

Ulcock

1. Sounds like ALLcock so can be used as a derogatory term: All Cock, No Balls. Another phrase which could be used would be: Small Cock. U..

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