Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Owie

1. A word commonly used by small children or infants to describe a wound. Mommy! I got an owie! 2. said when hurt Owie, I cracked my s..

Aprilights

1. The lights that still haven't been taken down from Christmas because the owners are too lazy. Gee, Mum, probably time to take down..

Kill-ee-cha-thah!

1. A frequent but rare call sounded by the lesser nunez to exhibit territorial dominance. When the call of the lesser nunez sounds out you..

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