Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Galloping Justice

1. When you get a Girl to bend over and from a distance of no less than 10 yards, You (man) would hop on a rhino and gallop towards that gi..

Jelly Squeeze

1. Either can be a non-girl/boyfriend or current girl/boy at the moment being jealous... Dude, get over it, she is probably just a jelly s..

Mestish

1. A rarely known language of cursing. Developed to overthrow french teachers. Cheez uses Mestish to swear at his foe...

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