Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Dry Arse

1. Someone who is a 'dry arse' or 'dry' is someone who backs out of drinking alcohol for a reason which is not legitima..

Flagel

1. Something that is hot, cool or interesting. I met this girl at the club last night and trust me shorty was flagel. 2. A flavoured kin..

Uncontrollable Boner Party

1. When you are in a classic "too many dicks" scenario, and it reaches critical mass. At this point, every male within 3 square m..

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