Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Terminal Gazing

1. The act of people watching as they walk by in airport, train or bus terminal with the sole purpose of passing the time to reduce boredom..

Zingamama

1. A choral exercise that has no meaning and is ofter prescribed by lesbo/disturbed/stuck-up chorus teachers. Supposedly helps voice if pra..

Urethrelephant

1. A deadly mammoth-esque creature that has enlonged tusks that are serrated and miniscule at the tip. They head straight for the urethra, ..

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