Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Sputtled

1. When a liquid overflows from a to-go container due to multitasking. ugggh my coffee just sputtled all over the place whilst trying to c..

Delcambre Nikes

1. Cajun slang, notably in Acadiana, for the white, rubber boots often worn by operators of shrimp boats. Shrimping is a main occupation i..

Dentist Guitar

1. Lossing or damaging a tooth when playing the guitar with your teeth I chipped a tooth playing dentist guitar last night. 2. The kind ..

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