Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Hoecunt

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Chumaphobic

1. Physical revulsion of the act of vomitting, even in comedic context. The guy sitting in front of Debbie on the plane chummed into the b..

Doompoolaji

1. An object or person worthy of unexplainable, yet appropriate, contempt Ugh! My dog just knocked over my Wii again! She's such a do..

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