Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Pi'd

1. To be forever drunk. Oh man, I'm still PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated) from last Friday. See trashed, messed up, zooted, lit,..

Ipod Overlord

1. a race of robots from the future that evolved from the Apple iPOD. These large iPOD shaped androids eventually enslave the human race an..

Jiggy Down With It

1. Mocking a person who doesn't have a clue on how to use urban language Yeah, he THINKS he knows what's up. He's "jig..

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