Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

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Zero Mass Theory

1. noun - Used in some Sci-Fi, the Zero Mass Theory is a theory that suggests there is a net total of zero mass in the universe. Although t..

Touch Wood

1. cockney slang for draw blood "Do not touch wood from that pig" See touch wood, cockney, touch, wood..

Fart Cart

1. The end product of a Japanese family car after a 16-year-old gets done with it. Makes more noise than power. See: ricer, rice boy. &quo..

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