Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

G'dang

1. Used when you muddle up what you're trying to say. "She shells sea sells... g'dang g'dang g'dang g'dang!!..

Optic Rectum

1. when your optic nerve is connected to your rectum nerve it gives you a shitty outlook on life damn im having a optic rectum day See re..

Zip-carring

1. zip-carring (v.): the act of renting and using a zip car i'm zip-carring up to westchester on friday to see my dad. See car, ren..

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