Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Picasso Pants

1. Underwear that is too small for their owner, making them look as if they have 4 bumcheeks. Dude, she's got some picasso pants on! ..

Lloyding

1. To deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. The act of deficating in a plastic bag and smearing the contents of the bag on an a..

Sarver

1. A man who has a sexual attraction to little boys. Man that sarver was diggin all over them little boys. See little boys, gay, sex, stu..

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