Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Uncotard

1. A combination of unco-ordinated and retarded. Used for describing acts of clumsiness, whether it be physically, socially or saying somet..

Oxford

1. A place infinitely more preferable than St. JohnsCollege, Cambridge. "Oh, I'd rather be at Oxford than at Johns" See ca..

Excuse Me, While I Kiss The Sky

1. A lyric/quote from Jimi Hendrix's popular song, Purple haze. What it means? That he was high. Not just him, universally too. "..

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