Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Ham-sauced

1. being sauced/drunk out of your skull. Dude, Bud shouldn't have slept with that fat chic last night. He was so ham-sauced. See ha..

[wow My God]

1. Adds more emphasis to "Oh my God", Basically the same thing. Just like WOW and Oh my god combined. Used when surprised also...

Ass-cheese

1. The literal definition for ass-cheese is the sweaty, smelly grime that can be found between the butt cheeks of an unwashed crack, more o..

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