Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Used Meat

1. A used female, no longer a virgin. Female with a degraded value. Characterized by lack of morals and values, and self respect because sh..

Blumpkin On The Spot

1. This is a variation to the more common term blumpkin. The major difference is that this act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit ..

Hoeksemafication

1. The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed eng..

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