Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Kidus Interruptus

1. When you and your spouse are getting it on, and one of the kids comes knocking at the bedroom door with enough of an "emergency&quo..

710 77345

1. When typed into a calculator and turned upside down it reads "Shell Oil" When you type in "710 77345" into a calcul..

Geeruns

1. Something that is definitly going to happen. if someone is attractive they are a geeruns, if something is going well its geerunsing. &a..

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