Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

California Carrot

1. The act of having a a girl suck on your penis until it is nice and moist. Then you stick your penis in either a bag of Doritos or Cheeto..

Angry Dwarf

1. when a man is having intercourse he shrinks himself to dwarf size, climbs into the girls vagina and lives there for weeks on end i have..

Shizoot

1. A slang term for anus. See also: Shit chute Check out the shizoot on that bitch, yo. See ass, bum, anus, butt, rear..

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