Reality Wank

What is Reality Wank?

A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "

Oh Gladys dont wait up for me I'm off for a reality wank

Zuccinnis

1. to go "secretly" smoke pot with friends. Lets go pick some zuccinnis! See zuccinnis, pot, smoke, weed, marijuana..

Turkey Knobbing

1. when the woman yells "gobble gobble gobble" while getting a facial. Dude, she totally turkey knobbed me last night and it roc..

Obamoid

1. Mindless servant or follower of Barack Obama. End result of having been obamnotized. It's useless to argue with an obamoid, he&a..

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