What is Really Fucking Rubbish?


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A medical condition, this is where someone is unable to do simple tasks. This is a medical condition however, doctors usually tell sufferers of the disease to put their heads in a bucket of water and breathe in deeply, this always seems to do the trick.

Doctor; What's the matter with you?

Patient; I think I'm really fucking rubbish

Doctor; Oh dear, well take these lead weights and go deep sea diving with five attached to each of your feet.

Patient; Okay, thanks doctor

Jon; What's the matter with Gartside, he can't score

Jack; I think he may be really fucking rubbish, we may have to put him down

Jon; Oh okay then

See shit, rubbish, spastic, gartside, crap, retarded


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