What is Realspeak?
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a literary style characterized by usage of everyday slang words accompanied by a colloquial spelling system
instead of the typical mainstream literary style - Do you want to come tonight. It will be awfully splendid. writing in realspeak you would have - comin bitch. its gonna be awesome.
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Speaking to friends in a coherent manner; getting a point across with lucid clarity.
"We never speak in realspeak anymore..all we say are stupid catch-phrases and in jokes that pertain to life!"
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get out the way, ho
I'm DUI, hardly ever caught sober...and you about to get ran the FUCK over! MOVE bitch, get out the way!
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for use instead of 'drunk', 'shitfaced' or 'wasted'
i got completely fuckin shithagged the other night an..
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The act of performing piano where the performance is preceded, presented, and usually ended with massive amounts of douchefaggery. This..
