What is Realspeak?
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a literary style characterized by usage of everyday slang words accompanied by a colloquial spelling system
instead of the typical mainstream literary style - Do you want to come tonight. It will be awfully splendid. writing in realspeak you would have - comin bitch. its gonna be awesome.
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2.
Speaking to friends in a coherent manner; getting a point across with lucid clarity.
"We never speak in realspeak anymore..all we say are stupid catch-phrases and in jokes that pertain to life!"
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Pulling your pants down to your ankles and resting both hands on your hips while urinating.
Even though I was in a big hurry to piss, ..
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A used condom found floating up on the beach.
We enjoyed a nice barefoot stroll on the beach until I felt the sickening squish of a Lon..
