What is Realspeak?
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a literary style characterized by usage of everyday slang words accompanied by a colloquial spelling system
instead of the typical mainstream literary style - Do you want to come tonight. It will be awfully splendid. writing in realspeak you would have - comin bitch. its gonna be awesome.
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Speaking to friends in a coherent manner; getting a point across with lucid clarity.
"We never speak in realspeak anymore..all we say are stupid catch-phrases and in jokes that pertain to life!"
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Belief that whatever one does wrong is always an accident.
"I swear that I accidentally raped that girl. It was SO an accident!
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An alcoholic drink composed of vodka, dr. pepper, vault soda, and red powerade. First created in Fort 6079.
Last night I got shit faced..