What is Realspeak?
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a literary style characterized by usage of everyday slang words accompanied by a colloquial spelling system
instead of the typical mainstream literary style - Do you want to come tonight. It will be awfully splendid. writing in realspeak you would have - comin bitch. its gonna be awesome.
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Speaking to friends in a coherent manner; getting a point across with lucid clarity.
"We never speak in realspeak anymore..all we say are stupid catch-phrases and in jokes that pertain to life!"
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Wednesday; the midway point of the working week. Once over the hump, it's a downhill cruise to the weekend.
Jacob: Hump of the we..
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when you get sunburnt on your whang
i went out to malaga and got pizzle sizzle, it hurt like a crab on the dongle..
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Also-Oatmeal Child, Soatsy Mcclure
Someone who lacks the mental capacity to chew and swallow anything with more substance than oatmeal...
