What is Realspeak?
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a literary style characterized by usage of everyday slang words accompanied by a colloquial spelling system
instead of the typical mainstream literary style - Do you want to come tonight. It will be awfully splendid. writing in realspeak you would have - comin bitch. its gonna be awesome.
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Speaking to friends in a coherent manner; getting a point across with lucid clarity.
"We never speak in realspeak anymore..all we say are stupid catch-phrases and in jokes that pertain to life!"
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adj. Not susceptible to stress. Easy going. Knows what is important and what is not. Deals with pressure well. Calm.
People at work are..
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In the immortal words of Peter Kaycomedy GENIUS
1) It's the future- I've tasted it.
2) Garlic? Bread? Bread wi' garlic ..
