What is Realspeak?
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a literary style characterized by usage of everyday slang words accompanied by a colloquial spelling system
instead of the typical mainstream literary style - Do you want to come tonight. It will be awfully splendid. writing in realspeak you would have - comin bitch. its gonna be awesome.
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2.
Speaking to friends in a coherent manner; getting a point across with lucid clarity.
"We never speak in realspeak anymore..all we say are stupid catch-phrases and in jokes that pertain to life!"
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Having a pregnant woman drink a lot of whiskey and, afterwards, kicking her in the stomach.
Yeah, she was ballin her eyes out for days ..
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common house scum, blamed for all the shiite on earth and the chav family.
Dude: MAN! Ur such a jamie whelan. dont stab me!!
Jamie whe..