What is Realspeak?
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a literary style characterized by usage of everyday slang words accompanied by a colloquial spelling system
instead of the typical mainstream literary style - Do you want to come tonight. It will be awfully splendid. writing in realspeak you would have - comin bitch. its gonna be awesome.
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2.
Speaking to friends in a coherent manner; getting a point across with lucid clarity.
"We never speak in realspeak anymore..all we say are stupid catch-phrases and in jokes that pertain to life!"
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When a guy is getting head from his girl and playing video games at the same time.
Dude, my girl never knew I was Ursa Minoring her whi..
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One who steals bags of chips out from in front of grocery stores between 12:20am and 1:00am
Hide the chips here comes the Dorito-Bandit..
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To vomit and brazenly act as if it were not anything but de rigueur. Throwing up like it ain't no thang. Tossing one's cooki..