What is Realtimer?
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A person who intentionally watches TV shows (and commercials) without the use of a DVR, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.
Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new
Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...
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When u fart intentionally in front of a old person on a open fire until you get the old person on fire.
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a look of lost bewilderment.
Jack: What are you looking at over there Jill? You just keep popping your head up over your cubicle stari..
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an adjective or exclamation referring to something so great that you do, or want to sqwigm(soil yourself with baby yogurt)
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