What is Realtimer?
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A person who intentionally watches TV shows (and commercials) without the use of a DVR, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.
Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new
Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...
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jerking off into the buttcrack of a pale white male, and then sliding your dick in between the asscheeks to simulate a bob sled run.
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An extremely good blow job.
Cathy used those great DSL'S to give me a "knee buckler" last night...
