What is Realtimer?
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A person who intentionally watches TV shows (and commercials) without the use of a DVR, usually for the purpose of self-aggrandizement by spoiling the plot for everyone else.
Realtimer: Dude, did you see the new
Lost last night?
Normal: No, I DVR'd it and plan to check it out this weekend.
Realtimer: OK, but the twist this episode is...
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v. When the feces hit the water in the toilet, making a loud noise and splashing violently back onto the buttox of the defecater.
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a person who is all master of bagels. He is tall, strong, and is obsessed with bagels.
I am the bagelmaster.
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