What is Ream Of The Ancient Mariner?
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This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the
I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.
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Someone that hunts bitches.
Bitc-H-unter.
someone that looks for unkind or unpleasant women.
He is a bitchunter.
In my days i was a ..
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A woman or man that invests a significant amount of time seeking virgins, wooing them and releases them from the shackles of the chastit..