What is Ream Of The Ancient Mariner?
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This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the
I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.
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Scottish translation:
--Gees = Give
--a = Us
--gobble = Gobble
In essence, give me a gobble in the sense gobble my cock.
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One who masters the art or grazing (an expert grazer); someone who sits at their desk and stares at the computer screen all day, smokes ..
