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When you are capable of stopping up a toilet in a hotel bathroom with a singular bodily function. More specifically at a Red Lion
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When you bend over and suck your own penis.
Hey! That man just sucked his own penis. I wish I can autofelliato.
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When a religious Jewish guy brings his tefillin (phylacteries, a Jewish prayer accessory) on a date because he expects to be spending th..