What is Rear Shelf?
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1) A raised flat portion of a sedan or coupe that is usually located behind the second row of seats. The rear shelf is on the same level as the trunk of a car making items placed upon them visible through the vehicle's rear window.
2) Someone with such a huge fat ass that you can place items on, for instance the entire Encyclopedia Britannica.
Dear god! Why won't the rear shelf stop making noise? Please kill me now.
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