What is Rear View Mirror Poop?


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When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.

Fred: Leaves the bathroom.

John: Dude that was fast!

Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.

John: Whats that mean?

Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!

See rear, view, poop, crap, shit, fast, funny, awesome


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