Rebate

What is Rebate?


1.

A false promise to reimburse someone cash for buying a product. Originally from the term re-bait which means to lure or trick someone over and over again. In order to make a product seem less expensive, some manufacturers offer a rebate of cash if you buy their product and them follow vague and difficult instructions that involve cutting things out, stapling things together, photocopying, mailing or shipping items and them waiting six months for a check that never comes. If the company really wanted you to save money, they would just have a promotional sale.

See also RIP-OFF, MAIL FRAUD.

I wonder what happened to my rebate?

2.

When masturbating once wasn't enough.

Go away, rebate'n

See Gimli

3.

when a skiing/snowboard trick or jump attempt does not work. then you go back and try it again.

got to go rebate that shit

See skiing, snowboard, snow, mountain, park

4.

The act of mastrubating twice within a 10 minute period.

After Elliot's long night of teasing from Karen...

"Dude. Where the hell is Elliot?"

"That blue balled bastard had to go rebate."

See rebate, blue balls, damn girl

5.

When ready to ejaculate.... pull ween out of preferable hole and aim up partner's nostril. Partner then shoots a snotrocket/semen out of her nose and into your mouth.

Jane that dumb bitch gave me a rebate, now I have cotton-mouth.

See derek


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