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I want to sex you up
Hey baby, you should know that ever since I met you, that "I really like you."..
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Vince Bobaganoosh is the best name for prank calling people. If someone asks you to spell it, abort the call immediately.
Caller: Hello..
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The act of taking a poo across someones eyes when they are passed out so when they wake up they try to get whatever it is off their eyes..